Kate the old dancing zombie

Assumed Name: Kate aka the old dancing zombie

Movie Title: Dance of the Dead

Year of Release: 2005

Director: Tobe Hooper

Performance/Costume Review: While fast-forwarding through this made-for-tv nightmare I found myself stopping every time Kate, the mother of the lead actress, would deliver a line. Kate's acting took me to a world I thought was just a myth. The world of bad acting where legends are born. I closed my eyes and wished more than anything that Kate would at some point become a zombie. All of my desires came true when at the end of the film Kate performed (in a granny thong and a see-through dress) the Dance of the Dead.