Performance/Costume Review: How can I approach this gracefully? If you've seen this film then you know what I'm dancing around, if you haven't seen it then enter at your own risk. I will say I loved that Michael, the child, was portrayed by a real-life dwarf wearing a toupee. Yet, he does look like a kid I went to grade school with. So what else to say? Oh yeah, he had an uncomfortable closeness with his mom... thank's for the mammaries!