Librarian Zombie

Assumed Name: Librarian Zombie

Movie Title: House of the Dead II

Year of Release: 2005

Director: Michael Hurst

Performance/Costume Review: I'm going to be honest with you, I don't even really remember this zombie. I haven't seen this in years. I think she did the stuck-in-when-they-were-human bit and had a librarian reflex. All I know is that I laughed hard enough to screen capture this performance and zombie file her so it must have been good. I mean come on...a librarian zombie. That's funny. I bet the late fees are deadly...ouch!

Random Zombie Football Player

Assumed Name: Random Zombie Football Player

Movie Title: House of the Dead II

Year of Release: 2005

Director: Michael Hurst

Performance/Costume Review: What to say? How great is a zombie football player!!! He even threw the ball out of habit. I was a bit confused by how slow he walked. Other zombies moved fast in the film. It was like a clash of zombies from both Dawn of the Dead movies...slow vs. fast moving. Anyway, the zombie football player was great!

Chef Jaques

Assumed Name: Chef Jaques

Movie Title: House of the Dead II

Year of Release: 2005

Director: Michael Hurst

Performance/Costume Review: On the back of this dvd the R rating includes "strong zombie violence". I will say there was a good amount of zombie violence, but I found Chef Jaques performance the most entertaining. Chef Jaques goes out in the alley to eat a salad and sees what he thinks is a homeless man. He offers him his salad and instead finds out it's a zombie who quickly bites his hand. My favorite part of the film was when Chef Jaques holds his bloody hand and says in a horribly thick fake French accent, "The world has gone crazy, nobody likes the French!" He then becomes a zombie, classic.

*Interesting side note, in real life the actor that played Chef Jaques is, in addition to a producer, a real chef!