Hitler Zombie

Assumed Name: Hitler

Movie Title: Hard Rock Zombies

Year of Release: 1984

Director: Krishna Shah

Performance/Costume Review: Well this really is the end all of Nazi zombies. You can't top Hilter. In addition you can't top Hitler in a somewhat slapstick comedy setting. His costume was decent, actually I think it would be a great Halloween costume if it wasn't incredibly offensive. I would also like to see a spin-off film were Hitler zombie hooks up with Musilini zombie to create a world of facists zombies.

Chuck

Assumed Name: Chuck

Movie Title: Hard Rock Zombies

Year of Release: 1984

Director: Krishna Shah

Performance/Costume Review: Where do I even start with Chuck? Oh drummers, they all get a bad reputation (yes, I'm a drummer). Drummers are in a constant struggle to pretend they are above needing the admiration given to a lead singer, but desperately they want to be the center of attention. This usually results in them overdoing everything. This is the case for Chuck, the drummer of the rock band. He's the only one of the bunch to make absolutely no attempt to even pretend to play his instrument. He's far me concerned with overacting and stealing the show. He's the most fun to watch because he's always there, trying to get our attention. From the Hard Rock Zombie walk, to the "sexy" zombie girl dancing around him during Street Angel, nothing will stop him from being seen. In fact, he went as far as wearing the most creative outfit to get noticed. This includes, but is not limited to, a marching band jacket and a construction hard hat. I love Chuck, he is fantastic. Oh and a side note, I think he is the only zombie to ever twirl his drumstick like a true butt rocker!

Robbie

Assumed Name: Robbie

Movie Title: Hard Rock Zombies

Year of Release: 1984

Director: Krisha Shah

Performance/Costume Review: I'll tell you what, Robbie gives Thriller Zombie a run for his money! This zombie can move. He's the multi-instrumentalist of the band. He can rock the guitar and the keyboards like no other zombie I've ever seen. When he gets on that keyboard and starts letting the angelic notes of Cassie's Song run through his zombie veins he turns into a sensual dance machine.

Tommy

Assumed Name: Tommy

Movie Title: Hard Rock Zombies

Year of Release: 1984

Director: Krishna Shah

Performance/Costume Review: Tommy is the bass player in the zombie rock band. He's the shy one. While all the others are out being crazy and living like they have a death sentence, Tommy prefers to quietly reflect on the awe inspiring aspects of his new found zombie lifestyle. You can see in the image above that he doesn't dress as flamboyantly as his other band members, but that doesn't stop him from perfecting the art of the Hard Rock Zombie walk (a party favorite, you must see it to believe it).

Jessie

Assumed Name: Jessie

Movie Title: Hard Rock Zombies

Year of Release: 1984

Director: Krishna Shah

Performance/Costume Review: Jessie, the lead singer in a hard rock band has it all, the total package. As a zombie he seduces the viewers with songs like Cassie's Song and Street Angel. In fact, he has the most impressive singing voice I've ever heard for a zombie. His outfit includes accutriments like a bullet belt and leopard skin pants. Don't even get me started on his glorious mullet. He is a real treat for fans of The Zombie Spotlight. It's not everyday we get a zombie quite as stunning as Jessie.